1. inheritedloss:

    vulpes-vulpix:

    qtiest:

    ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

    excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

    You:

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  3. shylocks:

    John being like “shit” when Mycroft tells him Sherlock accepted one cigarette he offered him after identifying Irene’s dead body and I’m here like John dear he’ll do heavy drugs just because you got married

    (via justaholmesboy)

     

  4. richgaaaang:

    don’t let tumblr make you believe that

    - krusty krab is unfair

    - mr krabs is in there

    - standing at the concession

    - plotting his oppression 

    (Source: fuckshitpissdick, via itsjustfirealarms)

     

  5. jimbertimber:

    something i hate is how in a lot of movies the ugly guy gets the hot chick but when the ugly chick gets the hot guy she has to go through a beautiful transition into a sexy woman first

    (Source: nyehs, via crackapple)

     

  6. wsswatson:

    sometimes I think about how the writers dote on The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes in which every male dancer in the Russian ballet troupe is gay (save for one, who is bisexual) and then made their Sherlock love dancing and I grin so hard my cheeks ache

    (via emmagrant01)

     
  7. coolranchdevitos:

    waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

    fuks:

    SAIL

    I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

    there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

    the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

    the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

    the small child’s laughter in the background

    the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

    the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

    the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

    it’s all so beautiful

    (via crackapple)

     
     

  8. kanyewesticle:

    kanyewesticle:

    i’ve never been grounded what does it feel like

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  9. tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

    There’s nothing I find funnier on Sherlock than the fact that Anderson imagines Sherlock as being this suave, sexy, cool bamf who catwalks around kissing girls. When in reality he’s an adorable little gay sweetheart who folds napkins, blows things up by mistake, flails around, and glues pictures of John’s head to things.

    (via gingerthon)

     
  10. crackapple:

    elluvias:

    heterophobicgoat:

    stupidandreckless:

    NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

    This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

    IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

    are they fucking kidding me

     

    1. MCR: vampires!
    2. MCR: serial killers!
    3. MCR: death!
    4. MCR: futuristic colors and individuality!
     
  11. ruinedchildhood:

    Professor got cake tho

    (Source: omgspiffy, via red-painted-nail)

     
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  13. willyciraptor:

    zoewashburne:

    drivedarlingdrive:

    I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

    (Source: dailystews, via red-painted-nail)

     

  14. benedictcumbvrbatch:

    see, there’s Benedict Cumberbatch

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    then there’s beNediCT cUmbERbAtcH

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    (via thescienceofjohnlock)